FOODBALL vs SEX (18)


1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited
=OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the
same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom burst = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without condom =
OWN-GOAL/Parker
8. Taking alot of time before
ejaculation = MAN OF THE
MATCH.
9. Banging three girls in a day =
HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and
banging all = MVP
( most valuable player)
11. Having sex with your Ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH.
12. 8years of sex without
getting a child =
Zebras…
13. After two rounds u request
for more =
EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having
sex =
FAIRPLAY.
15. Asking her how do you want
it = taking
instruction on the sideline
16. A lady using pills after sex
and still got
pregnant =DEFFENSIVE ERROR
17. A girl being pregnant =
Is a GOOOAAAALLLL

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