THE SILLY BOY


A young man goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist “hello, could you give me a condom”. I’m going to my girlfriend for dinner and I think i may be with a chance. The pharmacist gave him the condom as the young man goes out, he returns and says to the pharmacist “give me another one because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I mighty strike lucky there too”. The pharmacist gave him another condom and as the boy was leaving he returns back and says “go on give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mother is still pretty cute when she sees me she always makes eyes and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right, and the mother facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying “dear lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you gives us”. A minute later the boy is still praying “thank you lord for your kindness”. Ten minutes passes and the boy is still praying keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,”I didn’t know you were so religious”. The boy replies “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist.

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