SOFTWARE LOUGHING LOUD


Dear Tech Support

Last year i upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Night 10.3, Football 5.0 Braai
7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. i’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0…Please help! Thanks A troubled User (KEEP READING)

REPLY: Dear Troubled User This is a very common problem that men complain
about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!! it is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. it is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system once installed. The best course of action is to enter command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cool it 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag 9.2. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with short Skirt 3.3 this application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support

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